Alanis Morissette, exuberant and wildly popular rock star, songwriter of angst-filled musings set to off-kilter tunes, recently decided that she had reached special heights of spiritual wisdom. So she went online to investigate her options. She found a fast-track cyber seminary, and was ordained 4 days later. She is now legally permitted to perform marriages and similar binding ceremonies. She recently presided over the marriage of two dear friends.
Another example of the secular nature of our government, giving equal opportunity to all religions, and favoritism to none, whether real or phony.